- mom: are you on drugs?
- me: 私は今の薬です
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
I should try this sometime.
(Source: terezisprite2, via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)
I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED TO TALK TO I AM BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE
(Source: sakuraoogami, via keepyouredge)
Today will be the last performance of Mama before EXO have a comeback stage with Wolf.
(v:chinaIine)
This is it… the end of the MAMA era…
A minute silence please.
(via exol0ver)



